Ha. I updated this in my friendster blog, so to be fair, I must also update here. Cos this blog is the one that my darling doody friends will read. Before i start. I want to say I LOVE YOU ALL~~~!!!
I found a journal that i had to submit for one of my lessons.
So, i shall share with u ppl. However. I warn u first. Do not to imagine me naked alright? If not, i'll be indirectly assulted. Ha. I'm kiddin.
Here it goes:
I hate those sickening cockroaches! They are ugly, filthy, irritating, dreadful, hideous, nauseating, annoying, hopeless, agonizing, atrocious and distasteful insects! It is true that these terrible cockroaches transmit diseases and contaminate food, thus they deserved to be loathed!
I am so angry now that I'm writing about these intolerable cockroaches because I was happily taking a shower, all of a sudden I felt something on my head. Within seconds I knew what it was! I opened my eyes wide and saw a horrible FLYINGcockroach! It flew around my tiny toilet! This wicked cockroach made me run out of the toilet stark naked!(Pls pretend u didn't read this) Fortunately my toilet doesn't face the window. If not, I bet my neighbours will enjoy (ok.. maybe they won't. I'm exaggerating.) the free entertaining comedy. Staring - Jessica, the naked girl screaming at the top of her lungs, who seemed to be brainless, not knowing how to wrap herself with the towel that is already on her hand (at least I still remember to pull my towel out of the toilet).
I hate their bloodcurdling long antennae and terrifying dark coloured wings. The worse fear came from their scary hairy legs! I am extremely terrified of these loathsome cockroaches. I guessed that makes the main reason why I hated these disgusting cockroaches! I couldn't think properly when they are around! They fly around blindly, knocking into anything, including me! ARG!
I hate you, you stupid detestable cockroaches!!!
I shall set up an Anti-nasty-cockroaches-association and run as the President!